As yours truly (no not adam) predicted, Hoooblers was full of excuses today for his lack of blog posting over the last 3 days. He has mentioned his lack on internet at home, as well as being to busy with his Latin homework. I find both of these unacceptable. I am trying to start a blog war, and Hooblers has dropped into a ball and now remains motionless on the ground. I am now experiencing the following symptoms;
- Headache
- Nausea
- Falling heart rate and blood pressure
- Fatigue, drowsiness, and insomnia
- Irritability
- Difficulty concentrating
- Anxiety
- Depression
- Increased hunger and caloric intake
- Increased desire for the taste of sweets
Ziess on the other hand, has publicly (if you can call his blog public) declared his support for what he is refering to as "The Blog". Make no mistake, this is a blow to Experiencing Withdrawal. It would be a bigger blow if anyone besides me actually read Ziess' blog, so perhaps its merely a flesh wound. But we will carry on with the dignity and respect you have come to expect from us, and as we continue we can only hope this blog war will not be our Waterloo.
Also, we will now have a quote of the day... in english... since we are in Canada... so if you don't speak english you might as well get the hell out (no latin).
The Office - Pam Beesly:
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
3 comments:
not my best work, far from, i apologize to my readership
chalk a point up to the Hoooooblers-Ziess Alliance for this piss poor excuse of an entry. Thats right piss poor. Also maegadshgkjdhsngjdkaan springman also reads my blog so blow it out your ear Matthew Gray
are you sure those symptons arent just from over-exposure to carbon monoxide?
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