Friday, November 14, 2008

Day 3

I am hoping to be proved wrong, and that it actually wont be 3 days without a blog, since there is still ample time for Hooblers to post one today. But i think we all know thats not going to happen.

So today i will look into the real reason Hooooblers is not updating the blog. Adam is trying to improve himself. It has been happening since the start of the school year, but only recently has it escalated to what could be called a catastrophic level. It is a two prong improvement, both mental and physical.

First the mental, Adam, as many of you are aware, is now taking Latin. Lets be honest, this seems like it is a very difficult course with plently of homework, but Adam has persevered, and it appears that he will actually finish this 3 credit hour course, with the possibility that he will even do nexts semester 3 credit hours. The amount of time he is taking to study Latin is clearly taking away from what his friends hold most dear (the blog).

Second, the physical. This is probably the most dramatic switch of them all. Hooblers is now a skillet free man, and has been for quite some time. Whats next Adam? No smoking? No drinking? What are you going to throw at us next.

And one can see the changes (wether they are actually for the better is debatable). Yesterday I put my laptop(displaying Hoooblers Blog) in front of Adam, instead of posting he decided to listen to Ross McCormacks lecture. I have drawn the conclusion, that i will no longer be able to goad Adam into blogging. I figure my goading was responsible for about 43% of the blog posts over the last year, so i am preparing for a significant drop in blog posts.

Quote of the day- Arrested Development

Buster:
"These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing."

2 comments:

Ziess said...

i am torn on the subject matt gray.

half of me feels pain everytime i remember adam eating two skillets in one sitting, or the time he threw up a button.

the other half wishes him good luck in his future endeavours. i dont know what to think anymore, or which blog so ally myself with.

A-Hooobers said...

Matt Gray, you are both an instigator and a poet. Good day to you sir.