Monday, November 24, 2008

Day 13

I now know what Adam goes through with his blog. Its not tough, i just have to rule Experiencing Withdrawal with an iron fist. And today, day 13 (are you fucking kidding me) i do that by fixing the poll. As a formerly great man once said "Apparently the last poll was too complex for you, so lets try this again".

Quote of the Day - The Simpsons

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

2 comments:

Ziess said...

Matt Gray these are no longer quotes, you are just pasting entire conversations between characters onto the blog, at this rate day 15's post will just be an entire episode of futurama.

my recommendation is the episode with Seymor, because it is the best one ever made.

Anonymous said...

I think instead of reading this blog I am going to start watching old episodes of television comedies since it is pretty much the same content