Thursday, March 4, 2010

It Has Been A While

Well hello there. Fancy meeting you here.

It has been well over a month since the last update, it might even be over two months, i'm not sure and I refuse to do any sort of fact checking. I really have nothing new to say. I have spent the last 3 weeks growing a beard, and yet, I do not have anything to show for it, not even a beard. I blame this on either low testosterone levels, which would also explain my sleeping 14 hours a day, but that second symptom is no longer on the table. We successfully diagnosed it as Carbon Monoxide Poisoning. Well done everyone.

Also worth noting, I finally figured out how to delete multiple text messages on my phone. I didn't actually do it though. When I found out I had 2857 saved text messages in my inbox, I couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger. Maybe when I get to 3000.

Roads? Where were going, we don't need no stinking roads!







13 comments:

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Shahana Shafiuddin said...

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Novelty Pens said...

Did you bring the spare... Flux Capacitor?

Old St. John said...

Carbon monoxide poisoning. Brilliant. A lovely excuse for just about everything.

"Hmm, what's that dearest? No, I'm afraid I can't take out the trash right now, I've come down with a bit of carbon monoxide poisoning. -What's that? No, of course it doesn't do that. Don't be sil- Yes of course I'll take it out right away."