It has been well over a month since the last update, it might even be over two months, i'm not sure and I refuse to do any sort of fact checking. I really have nothing new to say. I have spent the last 3 weeks growing a beard, and yet, I do not have anything to show for it, not even a beard. I blame this on either low testosterone levels, which would also explain my sleeping 14 hours a day, but that second symptom is no longer on the table. We successfully diagnosed it as Carbon Monoxide Poisoning. Well done everyone.
Also worth noting, I finally figured out how to delete multiple text messages on my phone. I didn't actually do it though. When I found out I had 2857 saved text messages in my inbox, I couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger. Maybe when I get to 3000.
Roads? Where were going, we don't need no stinking roads!
