Peculiar, Very Peculiar.

I am experiencing withdrawal, but not from the hooblers blog. The hooblers blog became a watered down, mundane, rambling of one (possibly insane) mans thoughts. By the end, the humor was long gone, just like the authors dignity and self respect. We here at the Experiencing Withdrawal Institute (from now on referred to as the EWI) are commited to a higher standard, and will do whatever it takes to ensure that standard is met. Will we do it often? No, probably not. Will we enjoy doing it? Not at all. But by god we will get it done.

It Has Been A While

Well hello there. Fancy meeting you here.

It has been well over a month since the last update, it might even be over two months, i'm not sure and I refuse to do any sort of fact checking. I really have nothing new to say. I have spent the last 3 weeks growing a beard, and yet, I do not have anything to show for it, not even a beard. I blame this on either low testosterone levels, which would also explain my sleeping 14 hours a day, but that second symptom is no longer on the table. We successfully diagnosed it as Carbon Monoxide Poisoning. Well done everyone.

Also worth noting, I finally figured out how to delete multiple text messages on my phone. I didn't actually do it though. When I found out I had 2857 saved text messages in my inbox, I couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger. Maybe when I get to 3000.

Roads? Where were going, we don't need no stinking roads!