Couple things to be sorted out

Ok, so there are a couple of things that need to be sorted out;

A Hoooblers Dozen, is 17. So to clarify, the number 17 should now be referred to as a Hoooblers Dozen.

I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to
be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an
overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

Finally, I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

We Have Been Infiltrated

We have been infiltrated. I blame myself mostly, as I, being the wisest of us as well as having the most face time with the effected subject during the infiltration. Of course, I am referring to Yoko Ono (probably not her real name), and the negative effect she has had on the one and only Hoooblers. In fact, her influence over the subject has indeed ended with the death of Hoooblers, only to have him replaced with the all to boring and bland Adam Huybers. As a result of the death of Hoooblers, the group has splintered, and no longer remains a group, but a bunch of individuals floundering in unsuccessful solo careers.

So the question becomes what to do, and I have yet to devise a plan, but i can assure you, we here at the institute for Experiencing Withdrawal are putting all of our considerable resources (me and 3 interns) into finding a cure. Together, we will beat this thing!!!

A couple of pics to get you through the day


Swine flu, its serious shit!

I got nothing

Ok, there are two main points to todays post, you will probably hate both of them.

The first is about Africa. Does anyone really care anymore. Seriously, Bono can get on his soap box and talk all day, but i really don't think most people care. Sure, you may be against poverty and disease slowly killing a continent, but who isn't? And anybody can sit in their house and read a newspaper article about the latest civil war, thats not tough to do. But caring is really measured in what you do, its measured by your actions, and i think the silent majority has spoken... Nobody cares. So as far as i'm concerned Bono can go shove it up his ass.

Second, last night on Fox was the Carrie Underwood Christmas Special. What the hell has Carrie Underwood done to get her own special. Actually, she seems to be quite the singer, but this show was not just music, it was comedy sketches too, and i use the word comedy loosely, very very loosely. It was just painful to watch, absolutely horrible. Also annoying was how it was called a christmas special. December 8th is way to early for a christmas special. Also, all holiday specials should be hosted outside in a nice wintery city like New York or Chicago, not in a studio with a set that is nothing but this weird steel and red glass. But my real point is that Carrie Underwood is pretty hot, i did not know that.

Heres some random pics

This isn't going to work!

I'm just not offensive enough for this blog to be successful. Sure, i find offensive stuff funny, but i'm not gonna post my own sick thoughts. I am more than willing to post other peoples thoughts though. I bring you some great quotes from some persons website, here is his intro and the quotes;

I was just lurking the SA Forums in Sociology class (shame on me) and stumbled into a thread with some good quotes made by goons (members of Something Awful). Some of them are just so funny and intelligent that I decided to post some good ones here. The only thing I’m really sorry about, is if I’m unable to give proper credits to the member I quote. Sorry!

«I wash myself in the shower with Comet and steel wool. I scrape the stubble off my face with a Ka-Bar and use gasoline for aftershave. Then I comb my hair with a live wolverine. I put crystal meth in my coffee. When I go to work, I chase down cars on foot, drag the drivers out, kill them, and then take their cars to work. When I take a smoke break, I burn Styrofoam and inhale the fumes. When I go hunting, I just stare at the deer. They follow me home and climb into my freezer. Because they know. They know.»

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Said about movie director Uwe Boll:

«The weird thing about Boll is that he says some intelligent things mixed in with the rest of his retardation. It’s like a monkey building a complex ladder to get a banana, only to then try eating it by sticking it in his ass.» – ChuckMaster

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«Wait, so you’re saying you fucked a stillborn fetus to dismemberment? And you didn’t notice? How the hell do you not notice that? I mean, I’m no gynecologist or whatever but I’m pretty sure vaginas are supposed to be empty when you fuck them, not stuffed. It’s not like a fucking peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.» - Captain Queernabs

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«My girlfriend also loves to roleplay. Her favorite being teacher / student. Once while playing the math teacher, in the middle of sex, I yelled, “Recite the quadratic formula… and make me believe it, bitch!”» - Unknown author

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Various asshole quotes:

«Your incessant faggotry is proof that there is no God.»

«You are worthless in ways you won’t ever comprehend. I’m washing my hands of you here and now – don’t ever speak to me again.»

«Yeah? That dent in your forehead? It’s from the coathanger where your mom failed at aborting you. Coathanger poked a bunch and just jarred you around. Maybe that’s why you’re retarded.»

«You’re the perfect example of why fourth trimester abortions should be made legal.» – Unknown author

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«In a grim and windowless interrogation room I was met by two equally grim and windowless policemen.» – Unknown author

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«As a goon I am too fat to mobilize.» – Brick Hardmeat

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«I never joke about suicide or anorexia anymore, because it always leads to someone in the room starting a sentence with ‘Actually…’» – Poacher

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On Hillary Clinton:

«My big problem is that feeling I get when she speaks that somehow, the universe is slowly evaporating into a thoughtless void through unfathomable processes; it’s kind of like a Lovecraft story, but without monsters–just a sort of senseless despair. Maybe it’s only a result of my being an impressionable Southern kid in the 90s when Republican vitriol for her was really high, but whatever it is, I just don’t like it when noises come out of her mouth.» – Uknown author

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«She got even redder, but rather than resist my extreme hotness, she began to take off all of her clothes. I walked over to her, I towered over her, which wasn’t hard considering I am 6′5, 270lbs with rippling muscles. I picked her up, and threw her hard onto the bed and proclaimed, ‘the love making begins.’» – Twin Cinema

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«Nailed a fat chick on a golfcourse, behind some bushes just to the side of the 7th green. I exclaimed “HOLE IN ONE!” upon climax, hopped in the golfcart and drove away. She doesnt talk to me anymore, I wonder what happened.» – Unknown author

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«I think the most dangerous animal would be a bear, riding an elephant, stuck in rush hour traffic on the D.C. beltway. And also, the elephant’s radio is stuck on a crazy extremist talk station. The bear also has a bag of piranha that he can throw at people.» – Unknown author

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«Making love to a woman is like working on an assembly line. No matter how good you are at it, you’ll eventually be replaced by a foreigner or a machine.» – Unknown author

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«I may be a stupid faggot, but I’d be a stupid faggot that’s fucking some bitch’s feet.» – Unknown author

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«Man, if CSI came into my old apartment with a blacklight they’d have been confused as hell.» – Unknown author

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«I like it when her fingers are fatter than my dick it makes handjobs feel like I’m wrapped up in dicks» – Whalley

http://dominhate.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/something-awful-quotes/

To the maxxxxx!

After careful examination of the internet, i have discovered why this blog has failed (in some peoples eyes). It all came down to one simple fact. This blog is not offensive enough. I think, for this blog to be a success i must insult all religions, races, and genders, and i must do it often, with no regard for the social consequences. Of course, being a white male makes that tougher to do without being ostracized from the community. Oh well, that is a risk i am willing to take.

Here is enough random crap from the internet to keep you busy for a couple minutes:



I recommend you click on the image to enlarge, so you can read the signs.



Here is the greatest play in the history of mascot football, but you got to skip ahead to the 54 second mark.



Now here is the hardest hitting 6 year old football player



And finally, the first youtube video in 1080p HD, i recommend you watch it in full screen.

This blog blows!!

As most of my faithful readers will know, i am currently attending the UofM. An academic institution so fine, that they are expected to loose over 20 million dollars this year. I have no problem with this. What i take issue with is that i have 3 classes this term, in two different rooms. Neither of which have internet access. One of them was renovated 3 years ago, while the other was built last year. How does the university expect me to learn without the internet, because if they think i am going to listen to what my profs have to say, they are sadly mistaken. I asked one of my profs why we didn't get internet access, and his response was to ask me if i like the classroom, and point out how expensive it was to build. World War 2 was also expensive, but I'm not building another one of them. On that note, i leave you with possibly the best photo ever published on my blog, it comes from a zombie parade... everyone loves parades.

Bone Dry

My mind has run out of ideas. I'm unaware when exactly this happened, but it could of been about a year ago when this blog started. But that doesn't matter. I have never let a lack of ideas stand in my way, just like I won't let truth stand in the way of my beliefs. The point of this blog was to produce a higher quality of blog product from Adam Hoooblers, and in that I have succeeded, and this can not be denied. The product of Adam's blog had decreased to a point where we are better off without it. So stop complaining, this is what you are stuck with.

Today i present to you a choice, which picture is more awesome! Vote using the poll on the right.

Woops

It appears, that in exiling Dan and Laurie, i have managed to also exile myself from my faithful readers. As i am unwilling to actually place a phone call or 'make plans', i have created a hoooblers esque wall around me. Now sure, the occasional text gets through (Mat Ziess is a REMUS monkey), but in general, it is a state of social isolation so advance only hoooblers can truly know what its like. Now that isn't to say i haven't seen the light of day, or in this case the light of the night. But i can only go out with my co-workers from Glendale so many times before it gets repetitive, i can only take so much Casino and Sin City before the combined filth of the two destinations overtakes me, slowly eating away at my soul. So the question becomes, do i intend on doing anything about this, and the answer is of course, NO. I would, but my advanced state of Carbon Monoxide poisoning clearly prevents me from doing so.

Todays photo is just for Dan Raber, although he probably won't get it unless he is keeping up with current events in North America, and the Balloon Boy saga.

Enemies shall be Exiled

It is no secret that some of you have not given this blog the respect it deserves. Some of you have gone so far as to endlessly criticize the blog, and for that, you have been exiled. Two of this blogs fiersest pundits were Laurie Permack and Dan Raber, and their criticisms have been punished with exile. Laurie to Chicago and Dan to Japan. Make no mistake, this blog will hunt down its enemies, and when we find them, we will know just what to do with them!

Random tidbit of the day:

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything
productive for the rest of the day.

Because i couldnt not share

This is the best picture i have ever found on the internet!

Well Hello, I didn't see you come in

Good day gents, it is I, Adam 'the Heat' Hooooooblers.

Need more proof? My Cabin Address is Jessica Lake Lot 9 Block 5. And I like to pee outside there.

So Mister Gray has come up to me, sharing with me his pain and heartbreak over writing a blog, and, at my insistence, has decided to take some time apart from all of you and your demanding for a high quality blog. That right. Prepare to break up.

So from this day forward, Matt Gray is on a blog sabbatical, effective immediately and to end no sooner than September 1st, 2009. You people are vultures. Blogs are not enjoyable to write. You're killing us softly.

WOW!!!!

Ok!! I was planning on just posting one video a day for the next couple of days, but this could not wait!!!!!!!!!!!!! This guy survives!!!!! No idea how!!!!!!! This is the greatest thing ever posted on YouTube (knocking the Bear falling on a trampoline video out of top spot).

Ouch

Ty Barnett

Saw this guy on the 'Tonight Show', thought he was great!

Seriously...

What is Ovechkin thinking? Bet you the Caps are happy this is what he does in his spare time.

Kicking it up a notch

There has been some harsh critiscism directed at the blog over the last couple days, and unlike some people (dont wan't to name names) i can take it. Experiencing Withdrawal is going to kick it up a notch today with 2 videos and a picture. The video's are the Joaquin Phoenix video mentioned in the last post, and the greatest 'Walker Texas Ranger' moment ever!!! The picture, its nothing too special, but i promised a mopo and a mopo i will deliver!

Learned in Latin

It pains me to admit that Adam is most likely in a Latin class. I was able to see his grade on WebAdvisor, confirming that he is receiving credit for taking a Latin class. Of course he could have someone there in his place, but i am much to lazy to look into this. BTW... he got a B+.

Also, take a look at the Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman video @ YouTube. I don't feel like posting it right now becayse the University of Winnipeg's internet sucks.

Blank

I actually have nothing to post about, other than to say Adam is a major DB for not hanging out with anyone. The real reason to post is because i was watching Arrested Development and figured i needed to post this quote;

(Talking before a beauty pageant)
Ann: I could sing to the camel!
Tobias: Yes, we can Google some disco songs with the word 'hump' in them.
Ann: Cute.
George Michael: No, that sounds a bit racy.
Tobias: Okay, he may be afraid of sex but you're not going to win without it.
George Michael: No, I'm not afraid of sex.
Tobias: Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it. Go. Get in there, have some sex with her right now.

Fuck Off Microsoft!

So i have been having some internet problems at home recently. For some reason my internet just goes away periodically, only to return 10 minutes later. From this i can only assume that Shaw is a bunch of douche bags. Today both my internet and TV cut out, so i was left with nothing (fuck you Shaw) to do but play games on my computer. I chose Solitaire, and something went terribly wrong!You will have to click on the image to see the problem. Can you spot it? How am i suppose to win when they are two "2 of spades"! Come on Microsoft! Solitaire has been part of Windows since Windows 3.1! Since then we have had, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows NT, 3 versions of Windows XP, several versions of Windows Vista, and now they are beta testing Windows 7. And here i am, waiting for a version of Windows that will simply get Solitaire right!

My Moral Compass

I could never kill a man. Not because i am morally apposed to it, i would have no problem eliminating the dregs of society (Adam Huybers), at least my conscious wouldn't. My problem is laziness. First i would have to find the murder weapon, then stock the victim, then the actual act of killing, and all of that is dependent on me waking up. Its all too much.


Quote of the Day - Arrested Development

"Steve Holt!!!" = Maeby Funke

Missed it the first time

when i saw this commercial the first time i didn't even realize there was an autistic kid in it

Gatorade - Be the Best with G | Viral | SPIKE.com

the second time i did, and i instantly recognized him



He has hit the big time

not done yet

Hoooblers Addiction Annonymous has been dormant for some time. And since Adam left Facebook, it has had no Admin. Well today i became the Admin of the group and have made some changes! Go check it out.


MOPO
-stumbled across this randomly today, thought it should be posted

No candy center

Ate an apple today and was shocked to discover it did not have a candy center or a gumball on the inside. I didn't even know they had round foods without candy centers.

Churning them out

Thats right, another blog post! I am churning them out today!

This one is really just a link to a video from www.ibeatyou.com Its a website founded by NBA player Baron Davis and friends. What happens is you sign up and can either compete in or create challenges. The website has members that include founder Baron Davis, as well as Steve Nash, Chris Bosh, Jessica Alba and others.

So anyway the site has some interesting videos, like Jessica Alba in a staring contest (she is good). http://www.ibeatyou.com/competition/86a130/the-stare-no-blinking/entry/75e48f/bring-it

To Good For The Blog

No comments on the last post? Is no one reading? Do you have better things to do? Are you to good for the blog? Well, let me tell you i have given this matter some thought, and to say it bluntly; you are not. To even think that someone is too good for this blog is an act punishable by divine smiting. I ought to cock slap you sooooo hard!

I was gonna put a new quote but i gave up looking for one that was new and filled with awesomeness, so lets just go with;

"I've made a huge mistake" - Arrested Development

getting tired

This blog is slowly sucking the life out of me. Its not that you guys are asking to much, its that i cant even be bothered to meet the minimum standards i have set for myself in witting this blog, and that sucks the life out of me.

On a more serious note; Hoooblers is a douchebag, but is now back in Winnipeg. Have some fun with these pictures. They are NOT photoshoped.

getting tired cont'd

The Hoooblers Itinerary

Since i no longer have anything useful or even mildly entertaining to talk about on my blog. I am simply going to keep track of what Hoooblers does so people stop asking me. My official title will be Matt "The Hoooblers Liaison" Gray.

-Hoooblers currently claims to be in Toronto, he has made this claim all week. However, last night he was on xbox at midnight. Now, when asked for comment he said it was most likely his sister, and he was just getting out of a show from some theater on some street in Toronto. We have no way of comfirming this, but it is my belief that he is currently in the Big Smoke.

Let This Tickle Your Fancy

Now Open To Guest Writers

I get up in the evening, and I ain't got nothing to say
I come home in the morning, I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain't nothing but tired, man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help
You cant start a fire, you cant start a fire without a spark!

And I am giving my faithful readers a chance to be that spark, by opening up Experiencing Withdrawal to be your canvas. That is correct, you can now be a published and syndicated author by having your thoughts published on Experiencing Withdrawal.

I know what you may be thinking... Matt Gray (two namer) is just getting lazy. Well, that is a fucking lie and you know it, i have always been lazy, this is nothing new. So if you want to be part of the solution (Experiencing Withdrawal), then e-mail me your blog and watch it get posted... if it doesn't suck.

P.S.
If the solution is Experiencing Withdrawal you would be correct in assuming that Fantastical Adventures in Shenanigans and Sagan's (Segan) blog are the problems

P.P.S.
The first part of this blog might of been taken from a Bruce Springsteen song, i can assure you my fact checkers are looking into it

Fighting On Two Fronts

The blog wars were dormant, but have recently escalated, and are expected to continue the escalation to levels never before seen. This is because I am fighting two blogs, first, and to a lesser extent; Mat Ziessman's Blog. Second, and this is where it ratchets way up; Segans blog (link will be posted with the other blog links when i feel like it). There has been a lot of talk about a blog demise, but i stand before you a changed man (but not like Hoooblers... i only changed in a good way). The blog will continue, we will not waiver, we will not faulter. Why? Because i am prepared to sleep 15 hours a day so i am well rested when i post.

P.S.
WTF Adam?!?! No Facebook!!!! Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!