Couple things to be sorted out

Ok, so there are a couple of things that need to be sorted out;

A Hoooblers Dozen, is 17. So to clarify, the number 17 should now be referred to as a Hoooblers Dozen.

I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to
be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an
overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

Finally, I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

We Have Been Infiltrated

We have been infiltrated. I blame myself mostly, as I, being the wisest of us as well as having the most face time with the effected subject during the infiltration. Of course, I am referring to Yoko Ono (probably not her real name), and the negative effect she has had on the one and only Hoooblers. In fact, her influence over the subject has indeed ended with the death of Hoooblers, only to have him replaced with the all to boring and bland Adam Huybers. As a result of the death of Hoooblers, the group has splintered, and no longer remains a group, but a bunch of individuals floundering in unsuccessful solo careers.

So the question becomes what to do, and I have yet to devise a plan, but i can assure you, we here at the institute for Experiencing Withdrawal are putting all of our considerable resources (me and 3 interns) into finding a cure. Together, we will beat this thing!!!

A couple of pics to get you through the day


Swine flu, its serious shit!

I got nothing

Ok, there are two main points to todays post, you will probably hate both of them.

The first is about Africa. Does anyone really care anymore. Seriously, Bono can get on his soap box and talk all day, but i really don't think most people care. Sure, you may be against poverty and disease slowly killing a continent, but who isn't? And anybody can sit in their house and read a newspaper article about the latest civil war, thats not tough to do. But caring is really measured in what you do, its measured by your actions, and i think the silent majority has spoken... Nobody cares. So as far as i'm concerned Bono can go shove it up his ass.

Second, last night on Fox was the Carrie Underwood Christmas Special. What the hell has Carrie Underwood done to get her own special. Actually, she seems to be quite the singer, but this show was not just music, it was comedy sketches too, and i use the word comedy loosely, very very loosely. It was just painful to watch, absolutely horrible. Also annoying was how it was called a christmas special. December 8th is way to early for a christmas special. Also, all holiday specials should be hosted outside in a nice wintery city like New York or Chicago, not in a studio with a set that is nothing but this weird steel and red glass. But my real point is that Carrie Underwood is pretty hot, i did not know that.

Heres some random pics